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quote[0] = "I saw the headbutt and I made a beeline straight over to it. That’s just not football. Fair’s fair – if you want to punch on with a bloke, I’m all for that. But headbutting – that’s a bit below the belt.";

quote[1] = "Well, I still prefer women. I am dating Veronica, who is blonde and 31 years old. No, I have not gone limp wristed. But I like to acknowledge and congratulate my players when they play as well as they did today.";

quote[2] = "I am gutted. The guy has killed my World Cup. He’s the referee; he’s the judge, jury and executioner. Unless I detach my arm and put it somewhere else, there’s no way I can move my arm.";

quote[3] = "It’s a kick in the … a kick in the … It’s a slap in the face.";

quote[4] = "The forwards are on the scrum machine working hard, while the backs sit in a circle and talk about their feelings.";

quote[5] = "I travel economy. Seven hours sitting on a court is nothing.";

quote[6] = "This was the end of the World Cup. I had no choice. I have the ‘Hand of God’ now.";

quote[7] = "This sport is stupid, anyhow.";

quote[8] = "The players will be able to have sex during the World Cup in South Africa, but with their regular partners and without champagne or other drinks.";

quote[9] = "What harm is there in it? My son, Stefano, was conceived during the 1994 World Cup when I spent a day off in San Francisco with my wife. Sex is good for you. It relieves tension. We hadn’t won the World Cup for 24 years, so it didn’t do us any harm. Sex at the camp should only be ruled out with a team-mate’s wife. What you can’t do is stuff your face until four in the morning or stay in a brothel.";

quote[10] = "They must be clever and forget their ego to realise that the only thing that ma­ ers is the team, not them. If they don’t understand that, I will need a gun.";

quote[11] = "Go and get fucked, you dirty son of a whore.";

quote[12] = "I’d like to meet Mr Anelka and give him a piece of my mind as a mother.";

quote[13] = "It’s a good thing that France came home. One more week and they would’ve eaten each other. It’s best to avoid cannibalism.";

quote[14] = "This was a good warm-up.";

quote[15] = "This was not a game, but a national shame, devised by a man who had lost the plot just when he faced his greatest coaching challenge. The man legendary for his tactical obstinacy and his results-driven betrothal to lady safety for two and a half years, suddenly, the one time when safety was the highest priority, took a reckless punt by sending on a combination never tried before, not even in a friendly … It was a pathetic failure.";

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author[0] = "Maroons forward Sam Thaiday on Luke O’Donnell’s headbutt in Origin II.";

author[1] = "Maradona insists that hugging his players – as he did after their 4-1 demolition of South Korea won’t turn him gay.";

author[2] = "Harry Kewell on his red-carding during the Socceroos’ draw with Ghana.";

author[3] = "Brendan Fevola on the gargantuan AFL contracts offered to Israel Folau and Karmichael Hunt.";

author[4] = "Wallaby fullback James O’Connor on a normal training session.";

author[5] = "Mohamed Lahyani, the chair umpire who oversaw the 11-hour Isner-Mahut epic at Wimbledon.";

author[6] = "Uruguay striker Luis Suarez on the goal-line handball that kept Uruguay in the World Cup.";

author[7] = "The front page headline of the New York Post a er America exited the World Cup following a 2-1 loss to Ghana in the round of 16.";

author[8] = "Argentine team doctor Donato Villani.";

author[9] = "Brazilian legend Branco on his nocturnal activities during the World Cup";

author[10] = "French coach Raymond Domenech lays down the law to his players, before losing 2-0 to Mexico.";

author[11] = "French striker Nicolas Anelka’s advice to coach Domenech at halftime in the Mexico clash. An unrepetentant Anelka was sent home.";

author[12] = "Germaine Domenech, the mother of French coach Raymond.";

author[13] = "French great Eric Cantona on the meltdown of Les Bleus.";

author[14] = "German coach Joachim Loew on his side’s 4-0 humbling of the Socceroos in their opening match of the World Cup.";

author[15] = "Les Murray on the Socceroos’ capitulation to Germany.";

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