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quote[0] = "Fuck you and fuck your leg." ;

quote[1] = "I think for many years he’s been the ‘gutter’ type of boy. I was going to call him a sewer rat, but that might insult the sewer rats. I think he’s the lowest of the low.";

quote[2] = "I can take the credit card and buy anything I want. But I can’t get anything if I don’t win." ;

quote[3] = "I didn’t know how to win a point. There was nothing I could do to hurt her. I’m scratching my head thinking what the hell I am doing. I couldn’t find the answer. Embarrassing." ;

quote[4] = "I’m a Christian, I’ve made mistakes myself, I believe fervently in second chances. But Michael Vick killed dogs, and he did it in a cruel, heartless way. Personally, I think he should’ve been executed." ;

quote[5] = "I use skin creams, perfumes and conditioners and I will shave every hair off my body. I will look fantastic.";

quote[6] = "Maybe the game’s telling me it’s passed me by." ;

quote[7] = "Accidents happen - especially when Kevin Muscat’s around." ;

quote[8] = "We’ve all descended from the monkeys - and we’re still descending." ;

quote[9] = "There is no chance I would ever consider having all my hair cut off . My hair is my life. It’s so important to me. If you cut off my hair, it is like cutting out my heart or cutting off my legs. I would cry for days and days." ;

quote[10] = "He was the instigator. It was his words that pushed us toward doing it." ;

quote[11] = "What he may become is a symbol for decades of corruption in professional cycling." ;

quote[12] = "You’ve got to legalise doping. The testers are so far behind in the testing organisations, there’s no way to change it now. Just accept that it’s here, that it’s not going away and that it’s just going to get more complicated. You can’t stop it and you can’t fix it. Monitor it and make sure people don’t hurt themselves, but you have to accept it." ;

quote[13] = "This unit will strengthen our credibility, give us a new image of transparency and ensure there is no corruption at FIFA. I will take care of it personally." ;

quote[14] = "This story is absolutely untrue: there will be no ‘new unit’. There’s no need. There is no corruption at FIFA.";

quote[15] = "The IOC? It is like a club of princes, princesses and kings. They have no transparency! Our accounts are open, theirs are not. They manage their money like a housewife.";


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author[0] = "Blackburn’s Senegalese striker, El Hadji Diouf, to Queens Park Rangers frontman Jamie Mackie, as he was stretchered from the ground with a broken leg.";

author[1] = "Queens Park Rangers’ manager Neil Warnock on Diouf";

author[2] = "Australian Open finalist Li Na on the benefits of having husband Jiang Shan as coach.";

author[3] = "Former world number-one Dinara Safina after her 6-0 6-0 loss to eventual champion Kim Clijsters in the opening round of the Australian Open.";

author[4] = "America’s Fox News talking head, Tucker Carlson.";

author[5] = "Lazio striker Mauro Zarate on his upcoming nuptials with model Natalie Weber.";

author[6] = "Melbourne Victory skipper Kevin Muscat muses on his horror challenge on Heart winger Adrian Zahra. The tackle earned Muscat an eight-week suspension while Zahra will miss the rest of the season after undergoing knee surgery.";

author[7] = "Former All Whites player Billy Harris on Muscat’s chequered reputation.";

author[8] = "Former Indian batsman Navjot Sidhu after sitting through the recent IPL auction.";

author[9] = "Manchester United’s Anderson putting things in perspective.";

author[10] = "Stephen Swart, a former Motorola rider, on the alleged EPO use of old team-mate Lance Armstrong.";

author[11] = "Mike Anderson, a former mechanic with Armstrong’s team, on the US federal investigations into his former boss’s alleged EPO use.";

author[12] = "Disgraced Tour de France winner Floyd Landis.";

author[13] = "Sepp Blatter announces plans for an anti-corruption unit to clean up FIFA.";

author[14] = "Blatter four days later.";

author[15] = "Yet more Blatter blather.";

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