1. One of your favourite articles of clothing is the marsupial.

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2. You like to cover yourself in so many Australian flags that your Union Jacks obscure your patriotism for the land Down Under.

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3. You get paid to do this? You, sir, are a legend.

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4. You think touching the Baggy Green will bring you good luck. Actually, no scientific proof exists which says it doesn’t, so go for it.

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5. “Wear a watermelon on your head,” they said. “And a star,” they said. “You’ll look rad,” they said.

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6. “And then I broke into the scoreboard at Antigua and waved my Aussie flag while wearing my Hawks jersey.” Legend.

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7. You asked Dad for a bunch of Aussie balloons. Then this happened ...

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8. You forgot your dinner reservation at that five-star restaurant after the game.

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9. You think your green and gold garb makes you invincible.

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10. You’re a fan, who stands in front of fans. Not ironically ...

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