If you or a person close to you suffers from these symptoms, call for help.
1. One of your favourite articles of clothing is the marsupial.
2. You like to cover yourself in so many Australian flags that your Union Jacks obscure your patriotism for the land Down Under.
3. You get paid to do this? You, sir, are a legend.
4. You think touching the Baggy Green will bring you good luck. Actually, no scientific proof exists which says it doesn’t, so go for it.
5. “Wear a watermelon on your head,” they said. “And a star,” they said. “You’ll look rad,” they said.
6. “And then I broke into the scoreboard at Antigua and waved my Aussie flag while wearing my Hawks jersey.” Legend.
7. You asked Dad for a bunch of Aussie balloons. Then this happened ...
8. You forgot your dinner reservation at that five-star restaurant after the game.
9. You think your green and gold garb makes you invincible.
10. You’re a fan, who stands in front of fans. Not ironically ...
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