Do you struggle to make a round of golf without taking a trip to the trees? Or, do you simply want to give the boss a really embarrassing Kris Kringle gift? Maybe it’s time you checked out The Uro Club -  a camouflaged, portable urinal for golfers.

Yes, we thought this was a joke too - but it’s for real, so no jokes about the size of the shaft you'll need – it’s as long as a standard 7 iron.

According to the Uroclub website,  this golf gadget was developed by a Florida Urologist to give golfers a little more privacy if they need to take a wee at the tee …  because, of course, nothing screams discretion and privacy like strapping a towel in front of you while you fiddle with your club on a golf course! Good luck not getting arrested  - and please twist that cap up tight when you’ve finished.

Santa might bring you one if you’re lucky but if you really-can’t-wait-because-it’s-so-urgent you can buy “the greatest golf gift ever” for just $US19.95 online at www.uroclub.com.  If you need more information or a good laugh, check out the original commercial below – thankfully,  no steak knives with this offer.